There was a man who was sitting on his deck one sunny afternoon eating his lunch, when a happy little canary landing on the railing. The man offered the little bird a piece of bologna from his sandwich, and the bird happily ate. The bird looked at the man as if to say he wanted more, so the man continued to feed the bird pieces of bologna from his sandwich, until the little bird couldn’t hold anymore. With his tummy full, the little bird began to sing with joy! As the bird was singing, it caught the attention of a chicken hawk soaring over head. The chicken hawk swooped down and ate the little bird.
Moral of the story:
If you are full of bologna, keep your mouth shut!